Damn why didn’t I think of this first.

Bum teammates can’t make shots, explains the low assists. As for the turnovers, he’s always been a bit loose with the ball but this should regress to the mean.

Steph was immortal in Game 4, then Boston folded soon after that.

He is always hurt/gassed when the playoffs come around. Hopefully they can lock up some form of homecourt early so Nurse does not play him extended minutes, which is a Nick Nurse special.

Poole is the best. He already has a ring (and played a vital role on that team) and has signed a massive contract so he should be freewheeling for the rest of his career.

They drafted shit.

Nurk channeling his inner Samoa Joe. https://youtube.com/shorts/wuaHP-ek2VQ?si=4EGPlnvRTJF0OZ4G

AD keeps getting spanked by international centers.

He’s the primary reason why I picked the Heat lol.

The Heat

What do you expect from Draymond lol

Douglas with a guided missile.

As long as they don’t cross paths with Miami they should be fine.

The Magic have some serious size on all positions. Fckin love Suggs and the Wagners, they are dogs. You have a good thing going on here Magic fans.

Shoot Cantderson

Well Harden was the other choice, so… Plus Houston was pressed to spend that cap money and Ime was looking for vet leaders. Regarding him being paid more than the guys you mentioned, their time to get the bag will come. FVV getting paid isn’t mutually exclusive from those dudes getting their big payday.

Mark Williams’ game evoking healthy Timelord memories.

Most probably Celtics keep this up and will end the regular season leading in net rating for the 3rd year in a row.

Welcome to the internet.

Thank you Steph for inventing irrigation. Without you, civilization would not have moved forward.