Man holding a generational grudge lmao.

Foster’s only 56 too … if any of CP3’s kids gets into the NBA, Foster about to slap with a T in Game 1.

Foster: Technical Foul! Son of a bitch.

It’s been JB’s biggest problem his entire career, and has gotten even worse since he became a star.

He thinks he’s Kobe and continues to take difficult shot after difficult shot for no fucking reason other than just to show that he can make them.

Sometimes, he’s hot and makes em.

More often than not, he doesn’t.

The Lions are 16-4 sine

But what is their record cosine?

Why don’t more people just become rich like Bill Gates?

Just wait until the playoffs against us when he shoots 70% from 3-pt.

If you can convince Kyrie to lay off all the off-court bullshit, be unselfish and play for the team, and just stfu and play ball, it’s Kyrie by a landslide.

But that if is the size of Siberia.

Honestly my favorite is when Perk and Scal are on broadcast together. A+ hilarity.

I still think ESPN is foolish for not starting a show with Richard Jefferson, Brian Scalabrine, Kendrick Perkins and have a straight man hosting like … JJ Redick or Tim Legler.

No one can compare to Charles Barkley or Ernie Johnson.

But this group would do well enough. Especially considering the dogshit minefield that are ESPN’s “shows”.

That was absolutely delicious in every part. Great ball movement, spectacular passes, and a clutch 3 to end the half. Jrue with the crossover, spin and the dish under the net, White with the pump fake and pass to Tatum, and Tatum with the splash. The commentators killed it too.

Tbh, I’m happy to see us win this game and all the Embiid/Horford banter lol.

But Sixers did just play 3 games in 4 nights… and tonight was the back to back game.

They’re bound to be tired. Especially with the Pacers running them around last game.

Sure, if the best player is Jokic or Giannis.

The first 12 people that respond to this post.

I’m #9.

39 year old LeBron averaging 25/8/8 on 64% TS and people acting like it’s not fucking outrageous.

Ernie Johnson

The man has coached for 25+ years as a HC and has 5 rings.

I’m just amused at some reddit rando criticizing Pop misusing a player.

I think it’s more Maxey thriving more without other ball dominant ball handlers. He runs a good 2 man game (DHO especially) with Embiid, and since now the ball comes back to Maxey, he uses his speed and can get in shooting rhythm.

May be too early, but Maxey is looking damn good so far.

Sixers do need another good wing or two.

Heat def got hosed. Back to backs shouldn’t happen that often, but it is what it is.

But back to back on the road? That’s just fucking awful.

Because his role on the show is:

• 40% laugh at Chuck’s jokes

• 40% act salty at Chuck’s jokes

• 10% Rings Erneh

• 5% Shaqtin

• 5% Shitting on Modern Bigs

Dude offers almost no analysis.

Doc’s full of great analysis now that his brain isn’t rotting away having to coach Simmons and Harden.

Nick Wrong knows less about basketball than:

• A dead panda

• A toenail

• Jar Jar Binks the fictional character

• The huge turd I just flushed down the toilet this morning at work and clogged the toilet

• Helen Keller

Jordan Poole gonna be telling his kids in a couple years that he was the MVP of the 2022 NBA Finals, and that he was the Splash Daddy and carried the Splash Bros and Donkey.