My fave part about this game is that someone at Disney saw the Bears play last year and change almost nothing over the summer at still thought yes, America needs to see this team in prime time.

Totally works with every sport.

Ball goes in hand? Do the sport thing to ball.

To borrow the old Bill Simmons framework for ranking players, both teams laugh and hang up the phone - but the Thunder pause for slightly longer before they do.

Once a generation you can. Trying to thread the Brady - Purdy continuum leads to a lot of bad QBs.

We need the same thing everyone does really - three and D to stretch the floor. Ball dominant guards need not apply even if they’re good shooters because Franz and Paolo got that taken care of

Steelers aren’t in a position to draft a ready made replacement so may as well see if they can turn Pickett around

This is gonna be a painful run of games for Seattle but even if they drop 5 straight they can still get a playoff wildcard given they finish with Titans, Steelers and Cardinals.

Leaving aside the whole sometimes my very legitimate, cool, legal and totally authorised video reproduction of the NBA’s copyrighted material is the away team’s broadcast thing; it makes homer fans even stupider and blindly one-sided which makes the basketball fan experience shitter for everyone.

He wasn’t claimed. Anyone saying the Colts save $6.1m doesn’t understand the cap.

It really is as simple as “people don’t know what they’re talking about so don’t listen to them”.

Big “I didn’t mean leave, I just meant change everything about your life to make me happy” energy

Jesus Christ the more you see that catch, wow

Setting up a spicy finish

We just need a) some fucking shooters, and b) tough game experience from the players to the staff, we can’t close for shit

The Panthers LT is getting absolutely destroyed every single snap