I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.
Label in sharpie as “Bitcoin password” and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.
This is 98% the right answer, but you drop them somewhere that keeps them intact, and believable enough so that people take them, and spend the rest of the weekend going to thrift stores trying to find an external floppy drive, and the next month trying to figure out how to get their iPhone to mount it.
This but put your own floppy drives up on local listing sites for ridiculous prices. Lmao it’s almost too evil.
That’s more like a scam than a prank
¿Por que no los dos?
Stuck to the fridge using a hard drive magnet!
Write MP3s to them and use them to play one song in a modern car.
(I saw a video of someone playing a clip of music using a USB floppy drive)
- Pick some friends that you like
- Download “I Am Never Going To Give You Up” by Rick Roll
- Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
- Give the disks away as “fun, retro” drink coasters
- Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them
Make sure to use this version of the song
Sell them as 3D printed save icons.
Dude. RAID.
If this is wrong, I’m not sure I want to be right.
Whatever you do, as soon as you crack it open get your nose right up there and inhale deeply.
Aaahhhhhhhh the aroma of 1995.
Write your own copy of Windows 10, minus the bloat. You’ll probably have 2 floppies left
With those in hand, start waving them around maniacally and shout “WHY IS IT CALLED A FLOPPY IF IT’S SO DAMN HARD!?”
Download a car
Click on them to save your files.
Just carry one around with you and whenever something important happens or you are about to do something risky, pull it out, press it with your finger and loudly say “Save”.
Edit: Bonus points for carrying a huge cardboard mouse pointer to click with.
Edit 2: I really should read all the replies before starting to type.
Label one “Important Documents” and then attach it to your refrigerator door using a fridge magnet
Carry one in your pocket so you can whip it out in a threatening gesture… like in the film hackers
Put all your precious documents on the disks and then rub a magnet on each one of them to make sure they are properly energized. The stronger the magnet the better.
Load virus on to banking system to embezzle fraction of cents on each financial operation.
Pirate Windows 95
Combine them into a blazing fast 14.4 MB RAID 0.
