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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.today
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    My AP history teacher liked to make up stuff. But like, he’d say he made it up right after telling the made-up thing.

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      TIL I’m your AP history teacher (just kidding, but I do enjoy recreationally lying to children)

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        Was your brother my 6th grade history+english teacher who spent more of class time having recess or playing Risk (the board game) than anything else?

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          Unfortunately, I’m an only child. But I could ask my sisters whether they have any siblings who fit that description.

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            Or you could just lie and say that yes, that was indeed your brother.

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              ♫ fun ways to lie ♫
              ♫ so many fun ways to lie ♫

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        Just like my old physics teacher. Heard stories about him telling the students, that Pd (Palladium) is named after him (his last name had the same abbreviation).

        Also jokingly using the screen of a calculator as a scale for weighing metal ball bearings.

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