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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.today
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      My AP history teacher liked to make up stuff. But like, he’d say he made it up right after telling the made-up thing.

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        TIL I’m your AP history teacher (just kidding, but I do enjoy recreationally lying to children)

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          Was your brother my 6th grade history+english teacher who spent more of class time having recess or playing Risk (the board game) than anything else?

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            Unfortunately, I’m an only child. But I could ask my sisters whether they have any siblings who fit that description.

            • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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              Or you could just lie and say that yes, that was indeed your brother.

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                ♫ fun ways to lie ♫
                ♫ so many fun ways to lie ♫

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          Just like my old physics teacher. Heard stories about him telling the students, that Pd (Palladium) is named after him (his last name had the same abbreviation).

          Also jokingly using the screen of a calculator as a scale for weighing metal ball bearings.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      Primary sources make shit up too tho

      • Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works
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        But if you read a primary source, that’s one persom who had the opportunity to make stuff up. With a secondary source, even if the primary it’s based on is legit, there’s some other guy who wasn’t there and may either be lying to you or misinterpreting the primary source his report is based on. Each new level of isolation adds another opportunity to stack both lies and mistakes onto the data.

        It’s not that you can’t go wrong with primary sources. It’s that you can go a lot wronger without them.

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          Counterargument, secondary sources are often a good filter for bogus primary sources. This is the primary reason Wikipedia does not allow primary source references.

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            That’s very different. Wikipedia doesn’t allow people to edit their own pages. They don’t have rules against linking to interviews with persons involved in an event, for example.

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          The main problem with primary sources is that they are often involved in the event itself - or at least greatly affected by it - which makes them the most biased.

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    Fun fact: The first president to have a middle name was John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the United States.

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      John Quincy Adams

      the sixth president

      Quincy - Meaning:The fifth

      RAAAAAAAARGH

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        They started counting from zero, as it should be

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          Why numbering should start at zero by Edsger W. Dijkstra

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          Who was the zeroth president? Or zeroth child? 🤔

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            George

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              You mean George Smith Washington?

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                No, George the Sird Washington

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      I feel like you’re lying, but I don’t know enough about middle names to dispute it.

      Although, Washington didn’t have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

      And there’s never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I’m lookin’ at you. Be bold!

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        That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

        Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams…

        Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

        Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

        Grant was the first to have a mustache.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

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          Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not

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        What’s the presidential tattoo situation?

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          That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

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            Is that what he was always showing people?

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              No. It was his Johnson.

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                He named it “Jumbo”

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          I believe both of the Roosevelts had the same tattoo, of their family crest

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        as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

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          As someone who works with middle names, maybe you can’t tell but this middle name is in a lot of distress.

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      OK what was it then? I’ve heard him being called John Quincy S. Adams at a local museum. Do you know what the S stands for?

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        Squincy

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        John Quincy Skibidi Adams

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        Seymour

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          I thought it was SkiiinnEEEEERRR!

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        Smith, named after George Smith Washington

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      John S. Quincy Adams

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        Shinigami

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    President Fake A. Gay

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      Randomass Fakenamington

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      He’s got my vote!

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    “Went back 8 years later after”

    Words hard.

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      I also don’t never proof-read my shit posting on the internet tbh

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    While looking up what his middle name was, I learned that the tradition of middle names did not become widespread in the US until the 1830s. Interesting.

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      What I want to know is what’s up with two-name first names like Mary Jo or Betty Lou. Did that happen before or after the invention of middle names?

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        So nice we named her twice

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    Maybe the museum exhibit was about his nephew?

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      George Steptoe Washington

      Sounds like what George Washington would’ve been called if he’d been a great dancer.

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        Or a terrible one!

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    I wonder if this is a possible explanation for the mandela effect

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      There’s already an explanation for the Mandela effect, it’s that our memories are extremely fallible and more affected by our view/environment as opposed to facts than most people believe.

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        Still, this could have possibly made a mini localised Mandela effect

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      People walking in from parallel dimensions to mess with others? Likely.

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    This is aweful. We really don’t need people polluting knowledge in officialy capacity. Effing around with friends or as a yahoo on the internet sure. I really hope this story itself is the bs.

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      No fun allowed.

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