🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1494arrow-down16
arrow-up1488arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareangrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 hours agoOne that works in English: A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 hours agoAn argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·50 minutes agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
One that works in English:
A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.