I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it

You gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.

She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.

I legit farted as I was opening this post.

(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)

If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them

If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one