LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square875linkfedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down141
arrow-up1397arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square875linkfedilink
minus-squareBirch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoYou have the constant urge to shit too
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoBut only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAlso I can just change my name to will, poop on my hand and throw it at my enemies
minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSince toilets are not usually named, I can name any toilet I want! Plus I can always find someone named Will
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month ago… but you will simultaneously puke
I can shit at will
Will changes his name
Oh no! Who will I shit at now?
Poor Will.
He loves it
You have the constant urge to shit too
I hoped you would say that ;)
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
I name my toilet Will, problem solved
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
Also I can just change my name to will, poop on my hand and throw it at my enemies
Since toilets are not usually named, I can name any toilet I want! Plus I can always find someone named Will
You can’t piss at will.
Poor will, never getting that number 1
You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.
… but you will simultaneously puke
So the usual?