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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

French is such a beautiful language

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French is such a beautiful language

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  • canajac@lemmy.ca
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    No it is not. It’s the most fucked up language to learn and write. French is la merde!

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    I don’t know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

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    Hold up. Isn’t every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm? It squirts its juices at each one.

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      You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

      • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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        Seems more like he always does.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      No, definitely not.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        not with that attitude.

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          I know how to brat, don’t worry. I know how to get what I want.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      Too late, Fr*nce alone spans 13 timezones.

    • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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      Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire “dommage”? C’est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.

    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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      Disons qu’après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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        Stop speaking gibberish.

        • Feyr@lemmy.world
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          Non

  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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    For those confused it says “Me and the goth girl who gave me my first prostate orgasm”

    • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        You have to pay extra for that

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    French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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      Sacre mille de tonnerre !

      Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua has established that the neck of a well endowned goose is the best for wiping the arse:

      there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.

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      Tabarnak!

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      Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

      Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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        Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

    Is “orgasme” actually orgasm? I’ve literally only known “le petite morte,” but I have to assume it’s a euphemism not the actual word for “orgasm.”

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      Le petite morte is the little death

      It’s a euphemism

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      It is indeed (and apparently that’s where the english word comes from)

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    What does this mean for the economic situation in Bosnia?

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      It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

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      How does this affect the trout population

  • Grostleton@lemm.ee
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkpyUHBGDA

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    What does this mean for the economic situation in Bosnia?

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