contraband found on 4chan
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It’s obviously from South Park. 
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Specifically from season 12, episode 8, “The China Problem” from 2008. 
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It’s making fun of the idea of media makers “raping our childhoods” in particular Spielberg and Lucas violating Indiana Jones by releasing Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull earlier that year. 
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Anyway, that’s so two thousand and late. 
 - So this is where chuds got tgeir idea for culture war… - That shit’s been going on for way longer than South Park has existed. 
 
- Its also got one of the series’ best jokes with “free hat” - He killed those babies in self defense! 
 
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- It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones. 
- The movie really was that bad. - The only thing I remember from it was the refrigerator scene because it was so wtf. - “Nuke the fridge” is up there with “Jump the shark” - Not at all. Jump the shark is a high point that the show is not expected to reach again. - Nuking the fridge is more of a final humiliation. - you think that the fonz jumping over a shark on his motorcycle was the High Point of Happy Days and that’s why they call it that? 😂 - It wasn’t a motorcycle, it was on water skis. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs9M1m-dpgM - OT, but the comment under the video is pure gold: - “Sharks have a similar metaphor, ‘swam under the Fonzie’.” 
 
 
- Jumping the shark is when the plot is lost and a ridiculous next move makes it apparent that the value is gone and the entity has become a joke of itself. That’s my interpretation. I did not google. 
 
 
- And those 🐜 That was the only movie I’ve watched in a movie theater that was so bad that I fell asleep 
 
- deleted by creator - They could have just not had the monkeys. They added nothing to the story and were the most egregiously bad CGI. 
 
- Everyone keeps blaming the aliens but I didn’t that they were that bad a fit. But the movie was terrible and at that but where LeBouf started swinging through the trees I was ready to walk out. - The newer one’s not too bad though. - Personally i can’t get onboard with aliens when the rest of the series is cemented in the religious supernatural. The two genres are mutually exclusive in my head. - That said I do get that aliens are the pop culture thing in the timeframe where that film was set so the decision makes sense. Execution was just piss poor. 
 
 
- “He he, get em georgie boy!!! Stick em up on the pinball machine!!!” 
- How did we let George Lucas and Steven Spielberg rape Indiana Jones? - $ 
 
- It’s RFK checking a teen boy who has low sperm count if he is circumsized because circumcision causes autism. 
- Given all the rehashes lately, seems even more relevant now 







