When the war comes we a now have a list of dissenting people. They will be eliminated. Thank you brother.
May miracle be constantly on the whip! (That’s our battle cry for the uninitiated )
I upvoted this because you are wrong, you have bad taste, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Really depends on the use case. Mayonnaise had many more culinary uses than just sandwiches, so it’s my go to. But it’s really hit or miss depending on how it was kept/who manufactured it. Miracle whip is at least consistent.
Yeah, whenever I visit somebody’s house and they have miracle whip, they’re usually will be brown.
Upvoted out of sheer disagreement 🫡
What an awful opinion
*angrily upvotes*Finally someone says it! Glad we are on Lemmy this comment got me banned from reddit!
A commercial fake mayonnaise that you can’t do on your own, and that contains corn sugar, flavors, and a lot of other crap? Unpopular opinion indeed.
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Growing up, my mother always got Miracle Whip instead of mayo, so mayo just tastes weird to me.
But I’m not a big fan of either
My mother used to pack peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches for my elementary school lunches. I still can’t stand even the smell now.
Wtf
Yeah that should be illegal.
My mom grew up on those and would always try to make me try it :/
Are you okay now? I hope you went NC for the trauma she inflicted upon you
Tap for spoiler
/s in case necessary
Far too sweet to use wherever mayo is used. I guess it has a place if you are trying your hand at 1950’s cooking and making the abominations that were served during that era.
What are you putting it on?
I hate it because it’s sweet and mayonnaise really ought not be sweet. There is nothing I am using mayo in where I want to introduce sweetness. But maybe you are using it in something I am not.
Do you like sweet pickles too? Now I am picturing the worst tuna salad possible, with miracle whip and sweet pickle relish. Ack.
You just described my ideal tuna fish sandwich…
I find that it pairs well on a tomato sandwich, but that’s the ONLY thing I will put it on.
a sandwich isn’t a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
You monster.
Upvoted.
IT AIN’T SHIT ‘LESS IT GOT THE TANGY ZIP O’ MIRACLE WHIP, bitch
Two more miracles and BOOM! Saint Whip.





