The results of the winner of the FIFA Peace prize unilateral war everyone

  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14 hours ago

    Congratulations troubleshooter!

    You have been chosen to fulfill a very important role: today you will fill a bloody shirt for propaganda!

    No need to thank me, the Computer loves you very much.

    • Zagam@piefed.social
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      13 hours ago

      Thank you friend Computer. It is my only desire to please you and accept no reward other than your continued grace to let me serve you.

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        13 hours ago

        Troubleshooters in section 53673£GN/5 immediately eliminate Troubleshooter Zagam, they are displaying suspiciously high levels of loyalty.
        Their repaired clone has been released to take their place, and will seamlessly fit into your team. Do NOT eliminate Clone Zagam #4. You MUST eliminate Clone Zagam #3. You can tell the difference because &-664;:#$+?!///;&":-. Isn’t it fun being a troubleshooter?

        Transmission terminated.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    “Several others sustained minor shrapnel injuries and concussions — and are in the process of being returned to duty. Major combat operations continue and our response effort is ongoing,” U.S. Central Command said in a statement posted on social media.

    • rainwall@piefed.social
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      11 hours ago

      “Heres a purple heart. Get back out into the meat grinder. If you get hit again and live, you can put a little star on it.”