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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?

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Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    Same for a de-erection

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    • Kornclown@feddit.org
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      I heard that

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    The sound Transformers make when transforming

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      Damn I should have scrolled down literally at all.

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    When I was a kid there was a Transformers cartoon show and every time they transformed there would be this “BE-boo-babu-babu-BEEP” sound effect.

    And so yeah.

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    Slide whistle. Ascending, of course.

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      Loss of erection is reverse.

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    The old AOL voice saying “You’ve got mail!”

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      you’ve got male

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    The wailing vocals from the Dune soundtrack.

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      or the beginning of The Lion King

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    let’s take it back to the classics, I’ll go with a slide whistle

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    Does this go for morning wood too? How about the sound of an alarm clock

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    That sound a pump shotgun makes.

    Chi-chick.

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      A classic USian take: how can X be more like a gun

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    People always have the usual “bojoing” and “ta-daa” suggestions. But we all know there’s only one real answer.

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      And thus, the other party is now deaf.

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    What show/cartoon, I want to say Futurama, had a bit where everyone in a suit of armor made a pinging sound when checking a dime out, but the gay person who said ding to not out themselves?

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      https://youtu.be/oiGUAb8CMgU

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        Yeah! That’s the one.

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    The screaming sun from rick and morty

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      I literally thought of this. What’s wrong with us?

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    The sound used in movies of wood growing.

    https://youtu.be/McFnrm_gHvc

    https://youtu.be/wUQeeNelqQk

    https://youtu.be/rSbgaEiFh3w

    And if you have a small dick:

    https://youtu.be/WmszGRHXwEM

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      Plant grow - Plants vs Zombies

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