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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      Lossy compression.

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      Brilliant.

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    What else could that even be?

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      Fake

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        noo pls i want a romantic DP church wedding

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        100%

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        Gay: only if the balls touch

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      DP

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      Double dildo?

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      Palm tree at a desert oasis

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        This is pre ai

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    The art doesn’t fully represent the holey trinity

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      Technically there are 3 people involved in the maneuver

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        Yea the hole-y trinity

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        Are there only three? I count four in this chart. Three are ganging up on the one in the middle

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          Even in the chart it clearly shows that God is not a seperate entity. That seems to be the entire point of it in fact.

          Here, let me illustrate:
          The DP trinity

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            Penis is not penis?

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              They are two seperate penises, in the sense that if you have a penis and your friend has a penis, when you jack yourself off, you are not automatically jacking off your friend.

              Perhaps I should have labelled the chart better, but I do enjoy theological penis talk.

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    Definitely fake, unfortunately also straight

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      It’s okay when it’s in a three way

      It’s not gay when it’s in a three way

      When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

      The area is grey in a one, two, three way

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      way to assume the gender and orientation of everyone involved based solely on their genitals. this could be mmm, fff, fmm, ffm, nnn, mnn, mmn, fnn, ffn, or fmn for all we know. that ranges over all the possible kinds of gay, and there are more possible gay states than straight ones, so statisdickally this is most likely to be gay.

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        No self respecting gay person would be caught dead in that church, other than the obviously fake stained glass it looks aggressively dull, straight church means straight DP in the stained glass

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    What if we kissed under the threesome window? 👉👈

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    They kn…

    …actually, nah. I don’t think they knew in this case.

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      Someone knew

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        Someone possibly knew but couldn’t admit they knew because they were worried it might be used to suggest they were impure.

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          The Rev probably commissioned it that way so he would know who to scorn if he caught them snickering in the pews…

          “Dear God, I have someone new for your damnation this week.”

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      Well someone involved in making it probably knew

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        Yeah like the people photoshopping it had to know it wasn’t real

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    Come to our destination wedding. Everyone has to take the train.

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    Probably fake

    See my comment last time this was posted

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      All those comments calling it AI.

      This one is old. Pre AI.

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        Amazing how we all just collectively forgot that Photoshop was a thing.

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        Show me an old post of it then. I can’t find one from before 2026. Or another photo from that place.

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          I built this church and window with my bare hands then I was the wedding photographer for this wedding. Its real

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          I searched with tineye and the only two results were from 22nd of apric 2026 on tumblr.

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            So, I searched for the mural specifically instead of the entire image in Google Images, and I found this from this reddit post from last year:

            1000011363

            I looked the image up in tineye, and found the oldest use to be this picture from pikabu.ru from 2016:

            1000011364

            So, while the image itself might be AI, the mural/meme definitely predates AI.

            Hated every moment of it!

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              And this is how conspiracy theories start

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      I built that entire church and window myself

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      Also this dude’s head is for sure not right

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        That looks like 2 grey haired men. The nearest guy is looking slightly to the left, head bent forward a bit, the clothes are his. In front of him there’s a shorter guy who is looking slightly to the right and it’s his ear and side of the face that we can see.

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    “Hey, mom, can we go to church again on Sunday? I like church.”

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    I knew these people were freaks but dang!

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    Giggity.

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