I was recently in the wait room of my dr.office and I over heard a nurse talking to person I can’t see with a walker.
Nurse: “How you doing?”
Walker: “Well… I’ve been better…”
AUDIBLY distressed at their response, Nurse: “Oh… I’m sorry to hear that…”
Walker: “Ive been worse too! …” trails off happily.
🥲🫡🤣
So today I was heating leftovers in the microwave for lunch. I had a pretty thick piece of garlic toast that, instead of laying it on its side like normal people do, I decided to stand it up on its edge. The sight of the rotating upright garlic toast, coupled with the accompanying triumphant music I made up in my head for it, made me laugh way more than is probably rational. I may also be slightly sleep deprived today.
I need a drawing to visualise this
Okay, let me do this for you. Imagine me standing in front of you. Okay, now imagine I’m garlic toast.
spins around singing triumphantly
See?
It’s as glorious as I imagined!
what is garlic toast? like garlic bread?
yes, but toasted
I saw a turtle and I tried to photograph it, but the picture came out blurry, like the turtle was moving too quickly.
(This was coming back to the store, not leaving)
“Chivalry isn’t dead!” [fucking javelins your ass with car ladder]
Kid got stuck between the couch and window. Managed to crawl in, but didn’t realise he could crawl backwards to get out.
Got a picture the other day of my nephew getting stuck crawling backwards under a chair. He hasn’t quite figured out forwards yet.
Its bloody hilarious that they go backwards first and get a furniture leg suck between their legs and freak out.
Saw a computer whose complaint was “won’t charge” and the entire charging port was gone alongside the surrounding casing
Ah, remjnds me of the time I got a ticket for “system.wet” after the co-owner peed on it.
It ran the store, and he had just found out his wife was cheating with the other co-owner
I work with kids, and one in particular has inside jokes with pretty much everyone he meets, and I don’t know all of them. He was sitting next to another kid to eat lunch, and since part of my job is to help him develop social skills, I encouraged him to talk to his friend.
Immediately, one of them turned to the other and went, “Nee nee nee nee!”
The other turned back, “Nee nee nee nee nee!”
And I sat there like, “Whelp, I guess I’m getting what I asked for.”
wat een lol!
Today I tried out Sennheiser’s HD 800 S and the sound was so good, I didn’t know how to mentally and physically process the experience, which ultimately made me laugh intermittently. The customers and clerks at the store looked at me, of course.
This is adorable and it makes me want to buy those so I can “eargasm” with you.
The verdict is not what you think though 🫤 they were AMAZING at acoustic music such as jazz, Broadway, bigband, classical and even some pop (Paramore’s later albums), but I have heard better headphones for rock and metal. And it’s not some sort of flatness either, because flatness/neutrality is exactly what I’m looking for in headphones because I want to be able to hear every single intended and unintended sound alike. It was something else that rock and metal were lacking with these. 🤔
Pretty much everything from robin inces stand up at https://www.rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/
Deffo going again next year!
Richard herring was also good (as always) but not a massive fan of who he interviewed (Mitch Benn).
I definitely need to do more gigs and less time in front of the pc.
My 8 yo kid. Got a higher belt in BJJ, and told me he wants to keep all hist old belts to show them to his grandkids one day.
My sister hit herself in the head with a brick after I jokingly told her to do it. We are both in our 30s.
Kid and I each rounded a corner in the house and literally ran into each other. We had a hearty laugh! I love hearing his joy.
my bird chasing after my dogs tail as she goes away from his cage like hes driving her off. then he struts around like. thats right. you run.
I was walking my young dog on the waterside trail of a local park. She saw some ducks swimming along and immediately tried to run after them. Straight into the water. She was immediately full of regret (it was kind of deep and she hadn’t been swimming before). Had to help her out, but it was pretty hilarious.
my dog jumping into a bush and donking herself on a street pole while doing so. total cartoon moment.
