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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 1 Monat

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 1 Monat
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  • papalonian@lemmy.world
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    I mean, shit. It gives +10 health.

    • just some guy@sh.itjust.works
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      I wonder if that stacks with having 2

      • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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        I think it depends on your skill level in dual wielding.

        • just some guy@sh.itjust.works
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          Good point! Gotta grab that feat to get the bonuses for that second attack too!

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’ll synergize well with my +4 str +4 stam leather belt!

      • WereCat@lemmy.world
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        Uuuh, oooh!

  • grranibal@lemmy.zip
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    Buy 2 for dual wielding has to be the best marketing I’ve seen

  • AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world
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    For a second I believed it wasn’t an Obvious Plant product

  • ickplant@lemmy.world
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    As a therapist, I approve this message.

    • InputZero@lemmy.world
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      As a person with access to only “affordable therapy”, I approve this message.

      • ickplant@lemmy.world
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        I’m sure you already know about Open Path Collective, but for anyone not aware, they provide access to therapy for $40-80 a session and what you have to do is pay a one time fee of $150 for lifetime access.

  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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    !obviousplant@lemmy.world

  • Rose@slrpnk.net
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    [Starts the umpteenth playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins]

    …It’s called Sword Therapy, you dumbasses, you wouldn’t get it

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    Why would you want the rapy sword? Its clearly cursed.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      Let me anal-yze the rapist sword for a second and see what I can find out

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It’s spelt rapier

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    This is like an item from Dungeon Crawler Carl lmao

    • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      Any weapon from DCC deals mental health damage, like the sock. Therapy swords are from Stormlight.

      Hello there, would you like to destroy some evil today?

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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        Shit, I’m gonna have to read that too. Lemmy recs have never led me astray

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    But is it actually cool af??

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      Howl can you even ask that

  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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    May i present:

    My Therapy Laser(sword)

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      The beacons are lit

  • bampop@lemmy.world
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    Don’t buy this product. It doesn’t give you +10 health at all. If they could fix that issue, it would be good though. Also if it could give you immunity to tasers.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    Did the green ranger change color again smh

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    Anxiety Wolf is when the main character from Sekrio never talks to anyone and spends the whole game in the starting area.

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    Horrible idea. My idea of therapy and stress relief often times includes sharp objects.

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