The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔
Nice one! Lol
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
That’s ok, they’re working on fixing that
You are what you eat.
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
User logged in.
Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.
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Please drink verification can to continue
Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
“Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”
It’s floating witch rules. If you survive you’re a bot.
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Well why not
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they’re being implanted in dogs
