I've recently developed a fear of escalators

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

I’ve developed a fear of negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Uplifting joke

thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 4 days ago

What about ~~broken escalators~~ temporary stairs?

RIP Mitch

X@piefed.world · 4 days ago

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Bismyth@piefed.social · 4 days ago

I am addicted to escalators. My doctor put me on a 12-step program

blindkermit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

I have always had a sense of paranoia when it comes to escalators: they are always up to something.

Sundray@lemmus.org · 4 days ago

Well, at least you didn’t take flight.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

What is there to fear in those steel shredding teeth?

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 4 days ago

What steps?

Because if they are in a different building, that’s just wrong.