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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

We're All Gonna Die :)

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We're All Gonna Die :)

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that’s been happening over the last several generations!

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    Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      Apparently, hospitals are removing many of these from people’s rectums on a regular basis.

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    Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!

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      Land of the free

      • ickplant@lemmy.world
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        Free from cumbersome food inspections!

        • PacMan@sh.itjust.works
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          Company’s will regulate themselves!!!

  • Tiral@lemmy.world
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    And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.

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      I think it’s already known to at least cause like intestinal paralysis? I might be fat and all, but I prefer non-paralised bowels…

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    I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.

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      Bring back leeches!

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    I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      Round up

      • SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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        That’s diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.

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    At my age, it’s lead and microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.

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      A doctor in office and Mr Burns sitting there. A reference to the simpsons scene where they show him have so many diseases that germs are blocking each other

  • SadSadSatellite @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Lead makes you dumb, plastic makes you gay, asbestos makes you fireproof.

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    Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen

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    You’re also full of ptfe

    • silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mmm forever chemicals

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    Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    We so full of shit.

  • free_tiddies@piefed.social
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    Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored

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    Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.

    I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)

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      Are you sure. I’ve read they keep collecting in various organs, including our brains

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