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Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11
Hallowe’en
What a grammatical travesty.
Plausible, seeing as how Christmas starts in September now.
No, he actually fucked a pumpkin and because it was so good the pumpkin came to life with a smile.
The candle represents the Holy seed he deposited in the pumpkin.
Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.
I dunno… Coulda sworn I saw its head on fire, being carried by some headless dude on a horse.
I want this to the tune of “I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die”
Duhh… he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin
Fight a pumpkin, curse a fig, potaytoe potahtoh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_…
