- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
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- politics@lemmy.world
This immigrant is ok because his skin is white.
This is the part where Ted Faro pivots from “saving the world” to war machines?
I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.
Oh look, I guess Neuralink isn’t out of primate test subjects after all!
First meeting of the new taskforce
Musk: So… Ketamine, amirite?
The Trump administration has been pretty shit at militarism so far, I consider that a good thing when it comes to fascists. Hopefully this continues the trend.
Yeah, but being shitty at it did result in 123 children being turned into red paste. And some fisherman being gibbed. And some service members becoming suicidal.
2055 - the US expeditionary force has been bogged down in the desert for 120 days with no resupply or recharge in sight. Tank commanders report they can do nothing to stop the enemy’s harrying hit-and-fade attacks in their Hilux technicals as the targeting systems pro subscription has expired and cannot be renewed due to connectivity issues.

Lol, Americas fucked, what does elon of all people know about warfare or military anything.
AI almost caused the American army to attack a Chinese ship that they though was shipping nuclear development machines, it wasn’t but if they hadn’t found out the AI thry used for the intelegence analysis made an few hours later, they might have engaged with china under false pretences.
insofar as the military exists to siphon public funds into oligarch hands (which is basically all the DoD exists to do, when it not being used being used to kill brown people), musk is kind of an expert
Terrifying prospect
Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.
I would move to Iran myself if they blew this fucker out of the sky on one of his douchebag jaunts across the ocean.
Here we go with the implementation of fully automated, AI fueled warfare as a blueprint to be used for internal affairs. I wish i weren’t able to say it, but I told y’all this would happen.
It’s more simple than that - like doge, this will be an extraction of public money, and maybe the transfer of more data from government / publicly funded storage to Musk’s CSAM generating facility.
but he said no weirdos…
You know what? Good. I’m glad that Elon is now a valid military target.
Well, is not like he’s got anything else to do. Being the ceo of 5 (?) companies obviously doesn’t take much of his time.
From what I’ve heard, they probably do better the less time he focuses on them.
I like how Musk magically joins the government every time there is an election that Trump needs to cheat on. Then leaves like 4-6 months after the election is over. Probably just trying to make sure he doesn’t get arrested by Democrats for all the illegal shit he is doing






