That explains my shoulder pain…
You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you
A flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia
Ow
I should be safe, I’m close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.
Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing
Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn’t do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?
Missed me!
Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?
Every time someone uses this template, I’m afraid.
1 person, per state, per microsecond.
I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.
It has states, if that helps
on second glance, it looks like it’s stabbing a cropped-out Hawaii.
It’s kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can’t tell who it’s stabbing.
It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!
Canada, stop touching me ;)
The cloud is just someone else’s knife
Make it two clouds and they represent deaths caused by car dependency, about 2 ppl per state per day.
Does it accept requests?
Does it count the district of columbia?
