You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you
Ow
Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn’t do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?
I should be safe, I’m close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.
I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.
It has states, if that helps
on second glance, it looks like it’s stabbing a cropped-out Hawaii.
Missed me!
Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?
1 person, per state, per microsecond.
Every time someone uses this template, I’m afraid.
It’s kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can’t tell who it’s stabbing.
It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!
Canada, stop touching me ;)
The cloud is just someone else’s knife
Make it two clouds and they represent deaths caused by car dependency, about 2 ppl per state per day.
Does it accept requests?
Does it count the district of columbia?
