When you get older your shits get hard as rock and they get as large as a boulder in Indiana Jones. The pain coming out is like next level.
Obviously a true story but I cant find an ounce of hetero in there
It’s gotta be fake. No good samaritan would forget to flush like that.
Possible the mender was femme
That’s still pretty gay tbh.
When you feel torn and rendered asunder
From that mean taco dream 5 day bender
Go and call on your mystery asshole mender
poem_for_your_sprog would be proud
Now that is a name I’ve not heard in a long time
anon prolapsed up to the blockage point. The damage was internal.
Sounds like someone needs more fiber and has a bleeding ulcer.
More likely it’s anal fissure
This story cannot be truthful I feel. Shit doesn’t come out “sideways,” if you take a lot of morphine or something you can get really big shits, but if your asshole ripped, no one could just sew it up like that.
I call bullshit.
Anon almost dies from food poisoning
