Put “animemaru” into any search engine and your results should be “satire site”. As if the woman in a white lab coat holding a clipboard wasn’t proof enough already 😄
Allen Pan wore Rock Lee’s leg weights and it actually made him faster. Also, he risked permanent bone damage. But he does that all the time, so it’s fine. Last video, he made a glove that explodes whatever he punches
fuckers is a word you can say and show on the internet
banned
Get baited jarboni
Reading less words is f****** faster
Why stop at reading less?

I’m pretty sure it’s only faster for people who aren’t normally great runners. It’s actually slower for trained athletes.
Borderline related: the robot sprinter competition in China where the champion ran like an anime girl
I think theres an aspect to Naruto running that does work - it puts the weight forward
I remember noticing when sprinting that I was basically leaning too far forward and trying to keep my toes under me to avoid falling…
Imagine it running like that to kill you on a battlefield. It’s actually scarier.
I now want to see a study where Olympic athletes are asked to race, sometimes doing the Naruto run, sometimes not.
Of course; if it were better for athletes they’d have figured that out and would have been running that way all along. From a purely physical perspective, counterbalancing your legs with your arms while running gives you extra stability which allows for greater speeds with lower chances of falling over. Our bodies just aren’t built for properly high speeds though - bipedalism lends itself far greater to endurance than velocity.
That’s not exactly how that works. Often you get stuck at a local maximum. For example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Young_(athlete)#“Young_Shuffle”
Sorry about how is that an example? It didn’t touch on the local maximumness of the shuffle at all.
Well the young shuffle is basically running slower but not resting as long.
It’s not completely clear if this tactic is better because there are other factors and often it’s banned, but when it is allowed a lot of winners use this.
But it is an example of a change that works and is against traditional wisdom.
Yeah, exactly! My point was that running before the shuffle was introduced was at a local maximum.









