Rep. Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son, Tyler Boebert, was arrested on Tuesday afternoon and is facing 22 charges, including several felony charges relating to a string of crimes in her Colorado district.

According to a Facebook post by the Rifle Police Department, the 18-year-old Boebert was arrested after a “recent string of vehicle trespass and property thefts” in Rifle, a town in Colorado’s 3rd congressional district.

According to Garfield County Jail’s records, the younger Boebert is facing four counts of criminal possession of a financial device, four counts of criminal possession of ID documents, and a count of conspiracy to commit a felony.

He’s also charged with four misdemeanor counts of ID theft, three misdemeanor counts of first-degree criminal trespass, and three misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

In addition, he’s also charged with three counts of the petty offense of theft of less than $300.

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    $20 says this piece of shit starts bitching about “respecting her privacy”, while telling others how they should live.

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          They know they are. They’re world renown for not thinking much. They just confidently arrive at conclusions that require little to no thought at all.

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            Ah, yes. I remember when I was a wee little evangelical. “We are on the righteous path! We are soldiers for the king of kings. Everyone who doesn’t conform is demon possessed. Ladies wearing blue jeans? They’re going to hell. People watching’ picher shows? They’re going to hell. Listening to their devil music? Hay-uhl! There’s godly people, and there’s everyone else. Who do you want to be brother angryseal? Oh shondra mah hyba, maw heep ah buh macoyata da bah sheenda! You say to the demon! Get behind me Say tuuuhn!”

            Good lord. I need to go a good old country Pentecostal church on acid. What a show.

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            Still wrong. They just feel morally superior. Fuck knows why though. Plenty of delusion I guess.

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    Hear me out now.

    Perhaps she should not be givin’ handies in auditoriums, and maybe she should be focusing more on the problems of her son and cut out the malarkey.

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      I don’t care if she’s fucking the whole town behind closed doors or in places that such behavior is welcome. But she needs to parent better, and if that takes time away from her sex life then so be it.

      But also he’s 18 and has two parents. I’m not going to say it’s all her neglect. He’s an adult. And I wouldn’t be surprised if her parenting more would make it worse. She’s got shit morals

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          I seen the shit bird talking at a shit podium to all the other shit birds, Sconie. As far as the eye could see, shit birds. All cooing and cawing peeping and whistling shit songs, Sconie. It was a sight to see. I got shit in my eyes, bud.

          Also, the shit apple never falls far from the shit tree.

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      This brings a good point. When my wife and I were dating, we would go to the back of the theater and she would give me a nice BJ there. She (my wife) and I are by no means evil. I think it’s just a thing you do when you don’t have a house with a private bedroom. But there are adult book stores where that is common place and completely out in the open for people to join in if they want. It’s just the sort of thing that you don’t share at work and don’t do when you are trying to impress others… outside of the adult book stores… I think BJ’s should stay legal to give and receive.

      Being a bad parent on the other hand is completely different. It shows how much you care for the people you love the most and are responsible for. So how can we expect her to do better for people she doesn’t even know?

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    “criminal possession of a financial device”

    'Had to look up what is considered a financial device…

    Under 18-5-702 CRS, it is a criminal offense in Colorado to use, possess, or manufacture a blank credit card. Unlawful use of a financial transaction device encompasses credit cards, debit cards, ATM cards, or other financial devices. This crime can be a petty offense, misdemeanor, or a felony.‘’

    https://www.shouselaw.com/co/defense/laws/unauthorized-use-of-financial-device/

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      Yeah… It sounds like he and his minor friends stole 4+ wallets from various (probably unlocked) cars that each contained someone’s ID & credit cards and at least some of the wallets also had cash.

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    I really don’t care what her shitty son does. She is much worse.

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      If this bitch wants to go after Joe Biden because of something Hunter Biden did/is accused of, then we damn well SHOULD care about what her son is doing. As they love to say, “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

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        Nah, this “stoop to their level” stuff doesn’t help at all, it’s stupid and just gives them more ammo to drag attention away from actual policy issues.

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        Which would just give them the go ahead to continue doing shit like that. You also have to think about who you are trying to sway with that shit. Her supporters do not care and will make every excuse that they can for it. People who do not like her do not like her because she herself is a piece of shit.

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      There are bad eggs that pop out of perfectly fine people, but this really feels like someone who is acting out the life they were taught to lead. I.E. Son grew up just like the parents wanted.

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        Family values Republicans voted for Trump. It’s clear that they do not actually give two shits about family values when it comes to the steaming pile of shits they support.

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          That doesn’t mean you don’t point out their hypocrisy when they try to legislate based on something they’re hypocritical about.

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    Boebert’s hypocritical “family values” family is the least surprising thing in this article. I’m more surprised that Colorado has a town called Rifle.

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      I’m more surprised he wasn’t shot while breaking into cars in a town called rifle. I’m sure she’d be totally fine with it if he was, right? Or is that only minorities that deserve death for theft?

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        It won’t be long before whites are a minority in this country. So I guess then he would deserve death for even the smallest of infractions.

        Did I really need to add /s?

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          Did I really need to add /s

          Yes. Right wingers say that kind of thing earnestly all the time. Don’t expect people to give you the benefit of the doubt when you start in with ‘white replacement’ rhetoric.

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            I get where you are coming from. I was speaking of demographic shifts that have been projected for years.

            Oh and just like reddit, anyone who wants to use a little brain power could take 2 seconds and peruse my comment history. Nothing I’ve ever said would have me confused with a maggat.

            Ah yes. Downvote legit conversation. This is how lemmy ends up looking like reddit or twitter. Lots of people will just stop contributing to the convo if this community as a whole isn’t capable of adult discourse.

            Oh and unlike reddit, we can see who downvotes what on lemmy. Maybe I’ll start calling out the assholes as a way to kill time when I am bored.

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              No one is taking the time to peruse your comment history lol… Just add the /s if you want to make a sarcastic joke 🙄

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              You seem like an alright person. Just a recommendation, now is a pretty good time for self reflection. Your comment didn’t sound at all sarcastic and there’s no reason for anyone to check your history. Just mark it with /s next time so we know.

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              Oh my God this nonce again.

              They have such a victim complex.
              You aren’t contributing to the conversation my dude. You are making the conversation about you.

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      There seem to be a lot of geographic locations named Rifle around there, but it looks like the name originated at Rifle Creek which got its name from someone finding a rifle along its banks in the 19th century. If Wikipedia can be believed, that is.

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    Hey guys, be fair. Maybe he was just stealing to support the baby he had with a child who was "over 14, so it wasn’t statutory rape, we totally swear.’

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        He was 17. IIRC, it would’ve still been illegal for him to have sex with her if she was 14 or younger, so they were very careful to specify that she was “over 14.”

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          Uh huh, sure she was.

          Every time anyone shares information about someone they are dating they lead with unsolicited information of why the relationship is technically legal. It’s how you know the love is pure. \s

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    If I had no idea who they were, I would still look at that group photo and think they all look entirely untrustworthy and make assumptions about them being terrible people. Or that they were a fake family posing for the example photo in a photo frame.

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    Isn’t there some kind of conservative something or other about women staying at home? Like… to look after the kids etc?

    I’m not saying that ‘philosophy’ is correct, but I do wonder if the cognitive dissonance amongst her supports is ringing ever more loudly.

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    Boebert’s family is like Sarah Palin’s family if you sprinkled-in more meth and rape of minors.

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    Aren’t felonies a requirement for running for office as a Republican now?

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    Not to excuse his criminal activity, but I don’t think it’s really a surprise he’s not particularly… well-adjusted, given who his mother is. I frankly would have been more shocked if I was told he was a functional, well-adjusted, pleasant human being.

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      which kinda sucks, honestly. it’s not like these kids seem to have really had a great chance before, then she runs for congress.

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      I frankly would have been more shocked if I was told he was a functional, well-adjusted, pleasant human being.

      It is possible for someone to rebel against their parents shittiness by being the most upstanding citizen possible.

      Or by becoming an activist for causes that oppose their shitty parent (see Nate Phelps, for example)

      Unfortunately, those are rare examples, but they are possible.