Must be as good as the movie

We stole a No Dumping sign for our college bathroom. Really fixed the Feng shui

Poor guy…

You sound like a great hang and have lots of friends while leading a fulfilling life

My 99 civic Shela (can drink and rent it’s own car) has a key fob that works but all of the actuators for the locks are busted. Have no fear though, the windows still roll down…I just have to crank it myself because Shela is a golden girl who only deserves the best.

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Excuse me, that quote should have been written “sO iS tHe pReSIdEnT nOT tElLiNg tHe TRUtH?”

SMILE, TASTE KITTENS

More importantly they don’t want to just toss out tax incentives to everyone. That would just be crazy

You haven’t met republican jeebus

Just make sure to turn your phone off or use a burner!

I think there might be a legal issue where if they say “lie” they need to be able to prove intent to deceive or get sued. It’s dumb but that could be the reason behind the wording.

Anything else would be DEI…you libtard

Please go to any local restaurant or pub and have better food that’s probably not microwaved at least to the extent of Applebee’s

If the only restaurant you go to is applebees and TGI Fridays’s and the like, sure. They’re already available in store.

We are commonly referred to as tinder folk

I’m married to a tinder girl now so say what you want about that but for me, it was fear of further social ostracization. I always struggled to fit in, in grade school because I was asian in a sea of white kids. Some kids were literally afraid to touch the “chinese boy” (i was korean but try telling that to rabid white elementary and middle school kids looking for any reason to other anyone). I became a huge people pleaser and tried not to stick out for any reason. I had also seen how the “popular” kids treated any of the geeks who tried to shoot their shot and I didn’t want to fuck up any of the social capital I thought I had. It obviously got better in late high school as kids grew up but the damage was done. I had a few girlfriends in high school and college but they mostly came after me or we kind of just found ourselves getting close so there wasn’t any formal “asking out” type of stuff. Either way I probably blew a lot of romantic opportunities but it is what it is.

I got a boy due in June so hopefully I can instill the confidence in him that I didn’t have.

That’s a /s right?

Dude has a weapon and threatened people with it and cops were like “Alllrighty mister, unfortunstely Im going to have to ask you to come with us”. Why were they so gent…

Ohhh yeah

But wait…they’re white…