While holding the flashlight at 27 yrs of age while he works to install a vanity He says “give me the twisty turney”.

I replied “The twisty turney?”

He confirmed “Yehlah give me the twisty turned. Quick.”

This is the man who for my entire life taught me the name and use of every single tool in the box…im thinking socket wrench? Channel lock pliers? Hes working on plumbing…but also sort of carpentry…

I said “you’re going to have to be more specific”

He replied “The damn Philips head screwdriver”

I replied “ahh yes, the classic twisty turney”

Wonder if his son will stop using his clout to grift “supplements” now

So are there any pro-boner lawyers looking to challenge as many white people as they can?

Newly returned wendys snack wraps are $6.49. This is madness

Another trans drag queen republican

Stalagtites hang on tite. Stalagmites crawl on the floor like mites

And all the bus drivers not assaulted while not being the bus fare bouncer

I think were going per capital. Pun intended

Beef stew is 120 health though.

I could totally see the admin pulling off a “terrorist” attack to shift things back in their favor.

Could have bought

I bet the evidence was purposely gathered in a way that it wouldn’t be admissible I court.

Hindu paintballers be like

Don’t turn off your telescreen