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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
I just don’t want to anything anymore
We’re just monkeys with guns.
Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.
We’re just monkeys
Speak for yourself, I’ve never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn’t be caught dead in that haircut.
That’s Monkees. Subtle but important difference.
Said the ape in underwear
Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.
“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”
Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.
Lol.
To be fair, he probably is polling higher than Obama.
I actually doubt it, but I can’t find any semi-recent Obama polls to say otherwise. Michelle Obama is polling great right now however.
We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead
And this, students, is an example of Projection
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Ironically that trump quote is a perfect description of Trump’s government
Everything he says is projection, so it’s not very surprising.
His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job
What job was Pearl inside of?
Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?
Aren’t some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the “woke millennials” from taking office?
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we just need to raise the government buildings by 50 feet and make them only accessible by stairs/ramp
As far as I’m aware of, there is already a biological age limit.
a biological age limit
And it’s called death.
Basically, while you have to be 35 to run for president (and be a natural-born citizen of the US and be a resident of the US for 14 years), there’s no age cap on running for president. It’s been that way ever since George Washington became president, and changing that would require an amendment to the US Constitution.
you should have to be within 10 years of the median age of the country to run for president, to ensure you are actually in touch with the country you are going to govern, and the people in it, and the problems they have.
The “issue” with that is that, typically, most elected officials work their way up the ladder. Generally speaking, first, they’re mayor of a city, then governor, then they typically run for a federal office, be it president or congressman/ congresswoman. If they run for Congress, there’s a chance they may run for president later down the line.
There are other options to pick from in a climb to the top, so this is just a general idea. Basically, they have to make a name for themselves on the national political stage before they have a chance at winning the presidency. So that’s what they try to do when working their way up the ladder.
Funny, it didnt stop Bill Clinton, or Obama, or Kennedy, from achieving office while being within roughly 10 years of the median age of the country, or having names for themselves.
Maybe some IQ one as well - it doesn’t have to be too high, something like 60 would already filter out this idiot…
Ahhh, projection at it’s finest.
And to think 70 million Americans said that’s my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.
theres a bit fewer everyday.
Not quickly enough.
I initially read this as him saying world war 3 and then realised he actually said world war 2 and I can’t stop sad laughing at just how fucking stupid this.
Remember that time he talked about how the US took over the airports during the revolutionary war?
This guy histories!
They smashed up some bird’s nests. Those were the airports of the day.
remember when he bragged about acing a dementia test, ignoring the fact that just having to take the test is kinda cause for concern.
The commander in chief bragged about our Abrams and Sherman tanks.
Better headline:
“Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities”
It’s like he learned the word in his own medical checkup and decided to throw it at Biden.
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You heard him boys, take him away
It’s already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn’t that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won’t take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.
Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is “woke”
Nobody is woke in America … they’re living the American dream, which you have to be asleep in order to enjoy.
Or cocaine…
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Why not add a basic intelligence test too? Imo asking for someone that’s cognitively coherent and isn’t a complete moron isn’t asking much for a leader of a country.
The question is, which one would Trump fail first?
Or at the very least require a TS clearance to run.
If he’s so cognitively impaired, then how come he’s able to operate a time machine?
Biden is professor farnsworth now
Good news, everyone…