Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
Don’t forget the suffering Irishman.
That’s not really science fiction though.
Here’s the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
Steampunk has entered the chat
Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.
Steampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don’t exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.
What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?
Well since the Irish reunification of 2024… [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]
Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.
Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
It’s a popular one-man show that’s been on since 1966.
I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.
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She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.
I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode
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This gives me the urge to watch it now
I must resist and be productive
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noOOOOooOO
I want to know how many takes were used for the, “Yes, ma’am, his army of evil,” bit. I always crack when he says it.
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I kid, Janeway was pretty cool
as long as she had coffee
I like your funny words, space man
You forgot Janeway’s coffee obsession and Data’s obsession with stand-up comedy
About her coffee obsession… let’s just say it wasn’t just coffee in that cup.
she either had tuvix or kim tears in there too
Splitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!
Data’s organ solo’s pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-zgojwMYo
Or Data’s rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA
Don’t forget
Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.
Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma
Geordie = “Nice guy” with holo-waifu
Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues
Londo = space Hitler
… Shit, wrong magazine.
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.
Um . . Don’t make me ask
Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice
Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko
Lmao fucking autocorrect
do archer and burnham XD
Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.
Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.
Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.
Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?
Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.
Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.
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I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs… there mesmerizing…
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The disco-enterprise scenes were so cool
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bro now I gotta watch both the captain proton episode and the last few disco episodes I’m never gonna get anything done…
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Really ? that’s so cool. Idk how often i re-watched this episode, From the moment Burnham jumps off that asteroid and glides / maneuvers trough the battlefield always gets me high.
There’s a certain flow in the visuals, combined with the music and ongoing brabble between Michael and Spock that gets me hypnotized instantly.
I also love that last fight between Philippa and Leland, while the corridor keeps centrifuging slowly.
No, this didn’t happen in the show did it?
I would have remembered Discovery being larger than the Constitution class.
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I cant actually find any good comparisons of the ships, but it’s not that surprising.
I mean after the explosive size difference between prime and altered timeline stories I suppose they could have some fun with it. And the fact that it has a unique method of travel.
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It looks like the spaceship equivalent of otters holding hands so they don’t float away from each other.
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I recommend Season 3, episode 22 of the original series. If they can get through that one, they’ll have no issues, lol
I actually was already planning on starting watching lol this sub def contributed to that. Remembered I never finished the Orville so started there, now gotta figure out where to start on Trek.
Thanks to this sub I became a trekkie as well, would say that while I couldn’t get into TOS, these three rocked, Discovery, Strange new Worlds, and lower decks.
Idek what TOS is lol the original series? My dad is an OG trekkie and had us watch some of that as kids but he didn’t try very hard to get us into it and hasn’t been following much of the new stuff either.
The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.
This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I’m finishing the show up this week. I don’t regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!
Same, never seen anything star trek related but the memes here are pretty good
This is accurate because it’s pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.
“Crew of Enterprise finds out they’re characters in a TV show” sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.
… That’s kinda upsidedown Galaxy Quest.
Last Action Hero but it’s Star Trek
Ian McClellan is Captain Picard in that universe lol
Wormhole extreme?
“Our reality may be very much like theirs, and all this might just be an elaborate simulation, running inside a little device sitting on someone’s table.”
Sounds like something that cartoon version might very well do.
Check out Redshirts by John Scalzi.
I would think he would be well versed in all historical documents?
So he’s watched Enterprise and that’s it?
That poor bastard.
Posts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!
Fantastic! Welcome to the franchise fandom family - large, argumentative but still fam.
Also, this is one of the nicest, least toxic, places to talk to other fans.
You have SO much amazing and interconnected content ahead of you, always so jealous of newcomers in that regard. No doubt you will enjoy 🖖
Do yourself a favor tho, don’t watch the animated Lower Decks show until you’ve seen a good amount of trek series, the series is FILLED with old and new trek references/themes/stories that while still very enjoyable you won’t get everything. Although perhaps it would work in reverse and as you see in old trek what you saw in LD as a reverse reference haha
I watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?
That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.
I’ll take it
So many people chiming in that they haven’t watched Star Trek.
You monsters.
Everyone knows Darth Vader is Frodos dad so no need to
Do you really need to tell everybody?? They’ll never give me the ring now…
You don’t lack conviction
No, but he threatened to melt Marty McFly’s dad’s brains, and Marty later went on to show off his Wild Gunman skills to Frodo.
Frodo from Planet Vulcan?
I was kidding!? The fuck, it exists?
I have so many star shows to watch.
Like I have seen Stargate SG-1 but nothing for the rest of related tv shows.
I have Star Wars stuff pending I have seen the two initials trilogies tough.
0 from Star Trek except part of Picard.
I also haven’t seen Battlestar Galactica
Can totally relate, I have a NAS media server and I am addicted to archiving media to the point where I have seen maybe a drop in the bucket of what I have stored to watch haha
Just do yourself a favor and like those other series, keep Trek on a list. If you enjoy Stargate I think you will enjoy Star Trek too, Picard is not exactly standard Trek if you will and doesn’t represent the older series exactly as they have more structure and more seasons
You will likely be alive for awhile (hopefully!) so you’ll get to trek sooner or later :)
Star wars is better
We don’t take kindly to your type round these here parts, stranger.
They both had great first series/trilogies, kinda shitty follow-ups more than a decade later, and J. J. Abrams then hammered the final nails into both franchises in the 21st century.
Although both have done okay as TV shows lately.
Whatever you do, DON’T PROVOKE THE BORG
Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.
Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.
The best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me
The fight is on.
Senator Kinsey, you rat bast-
Oh, excuse me Admiral, I thought you were someone else
He is, he’s Dick Jones.
Gr8 b8 m8
I think we all know the best captain is SNW Christopher Pike.
I think we all know who the best captain is:
I already voted Jellico, but here’s my second vote:
“Call me ‘sir’, goddamn it!”
Man, I like Alan Ruck, whish he’d been in more Trek.
Wow there are more if us than I thought
I watched Picard’s Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I’m assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.
If you ever decide you want some great episodes to watch here are a handful great episodes off the top of my head: In the Pale Moonlight (Deep Space Nine), Subspace Rhapsody (Strange New Worlds-if you don’t mind musicals), Equinox (Voyager), or First Contact (Lower Decks)
Would you say one can watch these without context ? (never watched Star Trek either)
edit no I did watch Discovery ! didn’t realize that was Star Trek lol
i can only speak for the older ones, but yes you can watch them individually. Though context makes them better of course. Maybe you will feel intrigued and start watching the actual series (rule of thumb: some have rocky early seasons but get much better after some time).
As for discovery, it is definitely very different from older Trek, using a continuous seasonal story arc format made for the age of binge watching, and being very heavy on personal relations and issues.
I feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹
