Maaaaaaaaan what are you talkin’ about

Lonzo 1st team All-NBA, won 3 championships in 1 season at UCLA, nevah lost. nevah lost

LaMelo 0st team All-NBA. that’s better than 1st team, that dude with the big floppy ears had to invent an award good enough for LaMelo

LiAngelo has so much TALENT that he gonna be the first player to get -1st team All-NBA once he gets out of the G-Spot League

NEVAH LOST

we need a Butters - Cartman - Casa Bonita redux involving Jokic voiced by Trey Parker who says no

this PSA brought to you by Jack Daniels and rails of Adderall

Warriors sign Kendrick Perkins and Charles Oakley and have them just follow Foster around the court menacingly

Curry throws an errant outlet pass to Oak? ooooh poor poor Foster

maaaaaaan, get outta here. Lonzo is 7 foot 10 with the body of Jim Brown and the blood of Keith Richards. LaMelo is a cyborg based upon my Baller Brand shoe technology. And LiAngelo is the ladies man of the G-Spot League

nevah lost. NEVAH LOST

Zach and Russillo are my faves. Bilas, Aldridge, a good Woj bomb now and then.

Bontemps is solid but I can’t help shaking the feeling that in his twitter thumbnail he looks like [10] guy that just hot boxed with Snoop

33 inning AAA minor league game

Cal Ripken Jr. vs. Wade Boggs. Boss Hogg drank 15 beers on the bus to Pawtucket and went 4 for 12.

It was a 20 minute ride from his flat in Providence RIP

as a result, i just won $1000 on Fanduel

as a result, i just won $1000 on Fanduel

If we’re going to get called for fouls on Embiid every fucking play, might as well bring in Myles Garrett and knock him into the 7th row

If we’re going to get called for fouls on Embiid every fucking play, might as well bring in Myles Garrett and knock him into the 7th row

this is like prime Lakers Kings or Heat Mavs

good defense by Drippy Dean? that’s a paddlin’

good defense by Drippy Dean? that’s a paddlin’

Narrator: It doesn’t.

early NBA for sure, i spot checked 56-57 and everyone had at least one HOF’er, although there were only 8 teams

Can he do it against Danilo Gallinari when death is on the line?

Can he do it when the lemon pepper ran hot last night?

WE GOT OUR PORTER JR

jackin’ it like Dion Waiters or vintage Antoine Walker

Wilt was basically an Olympic class long sprinter and long jumper but he did basketball for the pussai

that’s the plural of pussy, Jimmy taught me that