Like dead serious, bro has a once in a lifetime DNA. He should create a whole country out of it. And call it The Kingdom.

But anyone that gets pregnant from his sperm can’t have any access to LeBron’s money.

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    10 months ago

    This dude really out here thinkin’ about LeBron’s cum.

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      10 months ago

      Don’t be immature. We are having a serious adult conversation here.

      So anyway are we talking IVS or is Lebron going to plow town on all these chicks in The Kingdom?

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        10 months ago

        IVS, obviously. Let’s be serious here. And of course the extraction method is going to be volunteer Redditors from this sub giving him handies.

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          10 months ago

          volunteer Redditors

          Idk if that’s the route you wanna go. They won’t have the self-control to limit themselves to their hands and not swallow. Can’t save up the sperm that way

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        10 months ago

        If we’re doing ivs then why limit it to 500? Not ambitious enough. This is the king we’re talking about here