“Y’all ever assimilated Bailey’s out a shoe before?”
Make an assessment
Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other ?
I’m sure Riker would be interested in observing this mix-up. He seems like he might be willing to boldly go.
“What do you got there?”
“I’VE GOT A MANGINA!”
Gregg would love those creamy beige walls
“Officers, you have 2 hours. On your mark, get set, BAKE!”
Oops. I stumbled into a temporal paradox for a moment, there.
What’s this phaser in my head for?
Nothing to do with Starfleet.
It’s attached to your hull, motherlicker!
Saw the title and expected:
🎼 Hey, shake a leg. It’s Captain Greg! 🎶
I watched his stand up, it was weird how unfunny it was and how people were laughing anyway. I think maybe he thinks he’s really funny and people have just been going along with it, or something?
Do you enjoy other absurdist humor? Monty Python, Heathcliff comics post 2002?
Yes, in principle but it’s all in the delivery isn’t it.
So yes on Monty Python, no on modern Heathcliff.
As in person or is a recorded thing I can watch?
Computer. Bailey’s, in a shoe.
