Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius

Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
Aaah! That’s where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?

we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)
we need to find Gockius
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Lasagnius
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Goatius
Cunalingusius
that would be Cuntius
Vaginaius
Coochius










