Paneerius.
He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
PFNAHAHAHA!!
Assius
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
Dustius to Dustius.
sigh Pussius
I’m Pussius!
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
Protein Barius
I don’t know why but this is the best one.
Yourmomius
Kebabius?
Yogurtius.
“Yo, Gurtius!”
Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.
Wienerius
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Breakfastius
Pad Thaius
Fudgsicleius
dickus
Bickus or Regularus?
bbcius