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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

We are good up to Leopards. Sorry about the Tiger.

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We are good up to Leopards. Sorry about the Tiger.

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Perhaps it’s cumulative. 200lbs worth of cats total.

    • wischi@programming.dev
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      The last line says 2 pets max. So two small Snow Leopards maybe?

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      24 hours ago

      That’s a lot of cats.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    23 hours ago

    If I let my Leopard eat the landlord’s face I won’t pay any rent. Sounds good.

    $35 a month pet rent…

    Fuck the capitalistic system, may the landlord’s all die.

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    20 hours ago

    Monthly pet rent?! Is this a pet sitter?

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      I don’t think ita unreasonable to do so, but it should not be in addition to the deposit. Should be one or the other.

      Like, over time it’s more likely for damage from pets to build up and can easily get over $250 after a year or two.

      But good luck getting over $250 damage in 2-3 months.

      So I would see it reasonable to charge per month per pet, in the assumption that there will be damages to fix building up over time.

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      I would assume it’s rent and that’s why there is a 2 pet limit. Kind of insane.

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      they would charge per occupant if it wasn’t for those regressive pro child birthing laws

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    Cat Cat

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      Felis Catus

  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    Do you know if they actually check? My leopard has let himself go a bit and may not be typical.

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    Sad Khajiit noises…

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      Happy 185LB Khajiit noises!

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        This one weighs 83.914 kilos though.

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          It costs 400,000 treats to feed this cat… for 12 seconds.

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    Do you have the address been looking for somewhere to rent that i can keep my Leopard?

  • arrakeen_urbanite@feddit.online
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    Should have specified Felis catus

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Well, it said “Cat Cat”.

      People should turn the autotranslator down. And stop messing with word capitalization!

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meow_(cat)

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    So a small female leopard would be allowed?

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      Two leopards, there’s a two pet limit!

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      If you pay the $250 deposit and $35/month pet rent. 👍

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What if my tiger is still a baby? 🤔

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      That’s fine, but once it’s past the limit, do NOT attempt to flush it away. It will be very mad at you for turning it into a wet claw tornado.

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    Seems reasonable

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