If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.
Or less knives
I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.
This is me rn frfr
Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.
So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.
but if you shit together…
Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up
If you shit as one you share the fun
2 girls, 1 bowl
You need beans.


The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you’re sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.
When you pee standing up, do you usually remove the clothes covering your ass?
(Or do you imagine this is how it works, if you never pee standing up?)
If someone sticks their butt in my face, they don’t get a free pass cuz their pants aren’t pulled all the way down.
Looking at the distance between the multiplayer shitters in the picture, I’m gonna say you’re the one sticking your face in their butt.






