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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 天前

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 天前
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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yeah, but they’ll miss and then that’ll be a distraction from stealing the midterms

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        You’re just too scared of getting even more evidence that our glorious god king heals faster than wolverine, like that time his ear and 37% of his head got shot off, and then the next day he played a perfect round of golf and cured cancer!

        (Have to add /s, because that actually sounds like something a magat would say with a dead straight face… 😒 )

    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      Best I can do is bomb Venezuela.

    • DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com
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      Or at least shit on the president.

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Porque no los dos

        • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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          Just like Call of Duty. So cool, huh?

          • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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            Call of doody?

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        Yes, dumping a dump truck of shit on him. Great idea. 👌

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    We also will kidnap the leader of another country as a distraction

    • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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      NGL I completely forgot that happened for the past week. I can’t believe he’s still in custody and nothing’s happened lately.

      • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Oh no the distraction works…

        • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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          Flood the zone with shit. That is what it’s called. Steve Bannon is supposed to have come up with it. Seems to be working well I think.

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      And bait the rest of the world into World War II 2, Electric Boogaloo

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    nothing of this is a distraction. it’s all just fascism.

    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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      Yep. Not being able to keep up with all the facism doesn’t mean any of it are distractions.

      • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Like with phone call scams, being paralyzingly overwhelming is the point.

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    Yes , that’s how Trump and his administration operates. Whether it’s on purpose or just the product of a chaotic idiot, that’s how it works. Every day is a shit show to make people forget the previous shit show. It’s how they can do anything without consequences.

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      Oh, we know it’s intentional. “Flood the zone” on Wikipedia

  • rose56@lemmy.zip
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    To have a pedophile USA president and you wait the elections or the Epstein files lol. You are cooked.

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    I thought trump announcing he wants to rig the elections was a distraction from shitting himself and the new Epstein stuff released

    • Etterra@discuss.online
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      Ttpopbbfft

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    I can’t be the only person who looked at the top right corner to see how much brown mana it cost to cast this.

  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    Then play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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    Shart of the deal

  • PwnTra1n@lemmy.world
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    The Aristocrats!

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    American here: It sounds like the Germans have it spot on.

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    Why is AI trying to make Bobby Kennedy look like a bespectacled Texan & as well as Doug and Dr. Oz younger than they are?

  • kennedy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    or they’re just that incompetent. Not everything is a conspiracy

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    Yep

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