*totally chill person, sorry autocorrect
depends on which vampires, some have developed immunity.
Humans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it’s really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.
The sun? You mean the eldritch god that gives cancer to everyone exposed to it and blinds those who dare to look upon it?
The gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia’s refuge once and for all?
Makes me think, how much water would be needed to extinguish the Sun? I’m guessing a lot more than of it was a ball of fire, which would already take more than exists on Earth.
Funny thing, adding water to the Sun will only make it hotter because of added mass and hydrogen IIRC. At some point it may go supernova or black hole routes, idk if you’d consider any of those “extinguished”.
Depending on the lore, running water can also stop vampires… though I suspect a squirt gun would not count. Though it could be blessed/holy water in the squirt gun…
Garlic, water, sunlight, sure seems like these guys have some pretty basic vulnerabilities. Lunch at an outdoor Italian cafe and they’re fucked.
It’s not very nice!
Also dont forget about the skin cancer 🎉
And that’s why today’s forecast is -250°
