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epicthundercat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Don't forget to wash up!

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Don't forget to wash up!

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epicthundercat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works
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    No way that wasn’t intentional

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Confusing?

    They spelled ‘suggestive’ incorrectly.

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    how come nobody is mentioning that it is probably just funny vandalism?

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    Yeah, this has to be AI

    Nobody “designs” that without knowing exactly what they’re doing

    • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure I saw that same design more than a decade ago tho.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    ‘when you see it say got it’ spam

  • SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 days ago

    Now, what does this remind me of?

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    They knew.

    • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      They planned it.

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    100% sure they did this on purpose

    • JoShmoe@ani.social
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      They always does this.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        And if isn’t they, it’s them.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Hoping english isn’t your first language.

        • Anisette [any/all]@quokk.au
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          you can also explain the mistake they made, instead of doing… this?

          • JoShmoe@ani.social
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            7 days ago

            why bother¿

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    • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

    • aeration1217@lemmy.org
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      goatse left such a cultural impact

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    I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can’t believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go “that never happened” and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there’s the degenerates willing to defend it “nothing ever happens”, as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.

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      I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.

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        This platform is absolutely notorious for missing obvious satire.

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          Definitely the first thing that stood out to me when I joined.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it’d be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it’s too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?

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      So something has to be real to be funny?

      It’s called suspension of disbelief.

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    there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.

    … but please, use clean hands to spread them cheeks.

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      And take off that ring.

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        I can’t remember if I was wearing it before, but I’m not wearing it now. It’s probably fine. I think. Maybe.

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    They knew

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Knew what?

      …Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?

      Edit: my mistake. It’s quite obviously a picture of a mushroom, a huge kidney bean with a hole in it, and a pair of gloves. I was way off!

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    These pictures don’t look real at all.

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.

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        If it is legit, the faucet design makes no sense.

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          I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.

          The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.

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            I mean “legit” in that it was designed to really just be a hands and sink rather than a butthole and penis.

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              Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.

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    not accidental

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      Also not viral

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        an attempt has been made.

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        I mean, 4 million views is a lot. If I uploaded a video of my cat locking her fat belly got 4 million views I’d say it went viral

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    The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.

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