Login with your mom 🤣
I’m a big fan of “Login with a potato” lol
I’m digging ‘login with caution.’ I like to think it’s mostly the same generic login page but with ‘Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.’ and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.
Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.
A unique identifier potato.
"THIS IS MY POTATO!
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"
Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.
PID -
personalPotato ID
Login with Calculator: For when you don’t remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it
Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard… 🫠
In some languages the base layer of the number row is taken up by weird characters so people prefer the numpad to holding Shift, and laptops without one sell poorly
80085
Haha I used to do this all the time for my credit card PIN. Every time I had to enter it I had to get out a calculator as I didn’t remember the four-digit number but I did remember the expression I used to derive it.
What PDF should I use to log in?
yes
It’s key-based client authentication. Just open your SSH key’s .pub file in Microsoft Publisher, then export to PDF.
Ah of course. And I could use a clip art of a key too
Login with browser fingerprint
Are butthole prints supported by the same system?
I don’t have a fingerprint reader …
You don’t need a fingerprint reader to have a browser fingerprint. https://amiunique.org/
But my print reader is perfectly fine & I like using it.
Can I log in with my ass?
I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It’s been like a decade.
No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass
Login with a log in an inn.
Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.
Verification can?
Login with
sudoLogin with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)
Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.
Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.
It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.
I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though
Login with hunter2
login with meow :3
dont forget about log in with neocities
Login with the contents of your .bashrc
credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration
