i was hoping for this
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
I’ve seen this kink before.
But are those stories of glory?
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Yep. Of days of yore
Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…
Aural.
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
Tinnitus havers considering life right now
I got a lust for life
Shin shi shin shi?
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.This reminds me of things like “add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?”
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?549182-5e-Changing-one-letter-in-a-spell-name
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target’s bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
Awesome,
Mage Hand > Mage Sand - Allows the mage to place a small amount of sand from a distance.
Yesssss.
Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it’s still a cantrip).
Wonderful stories about glory?
I see another Riker maneuver.
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
If at first you don’t hear anything, just wait. There’s a good chance you’ll hear someone coming at some point.
Just don’t get the holes mixed up.
Don’t stick your… tale in that (?)
Tail*
Undertail
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we’re all sitting for this anyway
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
Man, I’ve been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
imagine how happy they’ll be when they discover audiobooks!
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
I’ve seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
It’s a hand-crank speaker with a button!
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in about 1/20 of the duration and don’t have to keep turning.
It’s the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big (you know how tiny an exercise bike generator, 10W power regulator, MP3 player, amplifier and speech-capable speaker can get) but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.
Thx
Congratulations, you’ve made Audible weird.
Don’t shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
You like that?
But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.
None about girls getting blowjobs?
Much fewer.
