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Fly me to the moon
And let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show you what I learned
In my moon-Jiu-jitsu class
In other words
Catch these hands
In other words, whoa
Fucking fight meFuck you, moon. The only people what walk on my face are my wife when she feeling goth.
Still won’t prevent the tide though.
Goddess Hecate has entered the chat
THIS IS A VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY! MOON REFLECTS SUNLIGHT AND THEY DON’T LIKE WEREWOLVES BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPETITIVE PREDATORS
actually Werewolves are cursed BY GOD, not Satan (as is the case with most vampires), which technically makes them deal holy type damage. This makes then especially effective against the Undead, of which vampires are a type. That’s why Vampires don’t like Werewolves.
That’s true, I saw it once in an episode of the Ghostbusters cartoon.
TYL, FYI; If you are playing a Druid, an Artificer, or other, potion using Subclass, Werewolf saliva is a legitimate substitution for holy water in your recipes! Delight your D.M. with that nugget the next time you play!
Sorry ::edit:: So I was thinking that the answer to the question, “wouldn’t the resultant potion transmit lycanthropy?” could go one of two ways:
- Yes, and “that’s why there’s a label on the potion that states 'Warning: may cause slight lycanthropy, consult a physician if unplanned blackouts occur at next full moon. Discontinue use if upper mandibular hyper piliations occur. Instructions for use: Only dose in silver vessels!”
and
- (old crone voice, highly cockney) “See, tha’s wot ya’d tank woudt happen, but noo, see, Ah Werewolf whot a carise o’Got, roit? And, See tha tang es thah da D’vol only cairst thangs by…ah… “ray-movin’” things. L-Loik ah! Vampires, fair enstunce! Da D’vol takes yer’ soul, a’see? But, God, He Carise by puttin’ thangs back in!- Er- So ta speak. So what Got didh was make The werewolf cairse ah bacteerium! Et enfectcs yeh, an’ a’fore long yare oot en the yaird oo’r ta the neighboors whih yer snoot up Lassies arse, n’ thoots ah Howlin’ hootn’ ta th’Muun. So ya gess goh ta boil it, an’ ih’cooks righ’ ooff!”
(ooo I’m sorry,🤣 Try your best!)
What do you mean “playing” a potion using subclass?
I use potions all the time.
I mean “one that makes them as a skill.”
Since you can only fold something in half a maximum of 7 time this tarp would be a minimum of about 940 miles by 940 miles when folded up 6 times.
Thats a myth. Mythbusters even did an ep about, got a huge sheet of paper folded like 11 times.
Still 26 miles x 26 miles when folded up 10 times. Good luck fitting that on a rocket.
Maybe they should fold it one more time
Just get like 26 rockets to all take off at once and each carry a square mile. No biggie
You could piecwise it
I had to look up piecewise. I’d have said piecemeal. Piecewise seems to be referring to mathematical functions, I dunno, almost fell asleep reading the blurb. I do like new words, though.
Peacewise, piecemeal… tomato tomato
FINALLY
Any r/theydidthemath refugees willing to calculate how long an essentially vantablack tarp would survive the light of the sun with absolutely no way to vent heat?
Oh, it’ll last about 7.
The cool ranch flavor blast of the moon cheese will keep it at temp for literally days.
Won’t somebody think of the werewolves?!?!
Why do you think they did it?!
Moths! MOTHS!
Screw the werewolves, I’m stoked my /girlfriends/ female co-conspirators won’t get all emotional and sensitive once a month.
/s
I’ve been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.
The moon’s not the real issue here. We need to be thinking about how to block out the sun. And thirty thousand is rookie numbers
Baby steps, bud. We’ll make it there when society wakes up to this.
Moon: The original source of Light Pollution.
What if this isnt a Moon Trap but is instead an Earth Trap that the Mooninites tricked us into paying for?
IT’S A TARP
That’s no moon…
But fr, I saw moon trap. And now I’m thinking, are we the moon’s trap?
The moon is part of us, we’re just too insecure to allow it its independence.
edit: s/use/just/
rather see a moon net to harvest all the skylink satellites. And move the moon a 1000 miles closer to the earth. The days have become far too long.
Astronomers everywhere rejoice
It’s already paid for by the moon!
Those lunatics!
Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon “Frisky Dingo” where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.
You can’t fax glitter. You can’t put coins in it. You can’t ever go back to Arizona.
I like to call it “Lost Wages”.
So quotable for the people that were there before Archer. I still remember Master Cylinder being brought up in a recent season and Archer saying, “Shut up. No one gets it.”
You are not a ninja.
