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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

The real question is, which color?

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The real question is, which color?

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

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      Too bad Frodo never knew about that.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    ¿Por que no los dos?

    Poison Skittle. 😌

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  • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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    Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it’s a white capsule and then when you’re having a bad day say “THAT’S IT” and eat the skittle.

    Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      What about those foaming candies

    • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer

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      two things.

      1. nobody will get it
      2. I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually “do the deed”
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    Only fits a mini M&M

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      21 hours ago

      I’m about to blow your fucking mind…

      Skittles Littles

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        Oof ouch my cylinder

      • siha@feddit.uk
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        Would fit right in into the skelittle

      • kautau@lemmy.world
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        What in the name of my dental health

      • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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        Perfect name

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      Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I’m almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        …Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.

      • shadshack@sh.itjust.works
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        Peanut butter ones all the way.

      • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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        It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…

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          I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

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        Yes, I love regular M&Ms more than peanut M&Ms and the peanut ones are pretty awesome.

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      Yeah that is waaay too small for a Skittle.

  • formergijoe@lemmy.world
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    Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

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    Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I’ll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind

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    the last skittle

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Sounds like the name of a summer movie.

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    I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.

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      I read that as “Sning Ring” and got really happy at first.

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        Why is my ring hissing?

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    Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Tooter? I barely know her

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    “Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?”

    “…How did you know?!”

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    Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.

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      Good color coordination. Green and gold is lovely together

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    Tbh a skittles would definitely poison a guy from the 1600s in my opinion

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    Lime Green Skittle Script:

    (Bond opens the ring)
    Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
    (Bond music opening)
    HE HAS A RING.
    A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
    FILLED WITH ONE.
    AND ONLY ONE.
    LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!

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    Poisonous skittle. Bam, everyone happy.

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