My body, my choice.
The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn’t find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read “Not to be inserted rectally.”
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don’t think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
you just did, and that’s enough.
if you don’t mind me, I’m going to get a pool noodle for research
Well, have fun.
Yeah probably the same “doctors” that give vaccines and think covid is real 😳
they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
“Breaking news”
A spring roll a day…
This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they’re telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It’s like doctors don’t want us to find any joy in our lives.
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
Bread 🥖
What goes up must always come down
It’s because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.
Well, I wasn’t going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??
FLARED. BASE.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
Sunglasses? Really? Didn’t have any better objects? C’mon.
I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
I reckon a friend of theirs was looking for something real hard.
Chaotic Good Karen.
Hey it’s Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever…
It’s CRYS-TAL!
Doctors don’t know what you put in your but if you also shove an apple up there beforehand.
