Is that… is that a top-of-the-line graphics card fully-populated with RAM?!
Still hot.
It’s a top of the line graphics card with the heatsink removed.
Even hotter.
comes with 18+ id card
silicussy
straight to jail
Would you prefer clankussy? robussy?
And remember: if you’re not running her on your own hardware she’s not an AI girlfriend. She’s an AI prostitute.
I prefer AI courtesan
API call girl
curl girl
A/S/L?
(api, site domain, login credentials)
Good one
If you run her on your hardware she is a sex slave.
Hmm, normally I’d suggest substituting “prostitute” with “sex worker” in an effort to stress that it’s work and help get it legalized/normalized… but considering there is no work being done here… 🤷♂️
All the generated heat begs to differ, that there was no work being done
What mass had a force exerted on it over a distance?
If you’re running her on your hardware she’s a slave, if you’re running her on her hardware she can be a girlfriend
A marvel of technology
Your irl girlfriend (exploded view):

0/10, terrible cable management.
Is this better?

I dunno…every other arrangement seems to result in near instant death or permanent disability
Mostly that’s due to how much restructuring would need done to fix it. Not really because we’re wired in the optimal way.
The left recurrent laryngeal nerve loops down around your aorta and then right back up parallel to itself because as the heart moved away from the head in evolution, the nerve was pulled down with it.
Could you reroute this nerve and still function? Yep, it would even reduce latency and just the amount of nerve tissue needed.
So why doesn’t evolution do this? Because it can’t…probably…
In order to reroute this nerve, you’d likely have to change how your nerves and heart develop in the first place. That would take significant changes to the genome and said changes would have cascading effects on the development of other systems. You’d need to deal with those effects to keep the rest of the organism organized like it was. (Just realized is kind of reminiscent of the transfer learning problem in machine learning, huh)
Point is, your body is wired the way it is because the “tech debt” that lead to bad routing is too much for evolution to fix easily. Much easier to just deal with it duct-tape style than refactor the whole body.
There are probably many more things like this, like our retinas being “reversed” where it likely would be better the other way, but evolution can’t fix such a primary structure so easily (our retinas develop from our brains), so instead it tries its best to make do, and we get specialized glial cells to be as transparent as possible and a neocortex capable of pattern filling in blind spots.
That’s a lot of words for saying we’re wired in the optimal way
Can you make a few changes? Maybe but only a few
The fact you need so much restructuring is the proof we are already optimized for what we are
My IRL GF:
Hmmm, gotta say the exploded video card is sexier.
Joke’s on you, I don’t have a girlfriend.
The one on the right is hotter
Yeah like 95°
it’s also more expensive
Not on the long run
AI girlfriends have more in common with prostitutes than real relational girlfriends.
a real girlfriend is an investment while an AI girlfriend/prostitute is an expenditure.
in the long run, AI girlfriends are far more costly than any prostitute.
I run my GPU at ~37 C for reasons.
Hot.
Water cooled? Squirter confirmed.
Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink
is this 2006
How much ram do i need to get an ai girlfriend in higher resolution?
More than you can afford
I distinctly remember thinking last year “Sure I’d like to upgrade my ram, but $60 for a nice-to-have just seems silly.”
Jesus fucking Christ I am a fool with 16GB.
That is very sad. It won’t be forever.
I date her for the RAM.
I can fix her

















