As an atheist I’ve suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
No worries, the pope is on the way.
Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
In a row?!
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
Well shiiiiiiiiiit, id assume feminism would make leaps and bounds to gain gender integration in these old institutions
Pastors, not priests. There’s differences, like priests can hear confession.
Halp my pp is haunted.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
Post nut
claritysanctity.Big fan of your work here. Well done.
Who the fuck was the snitch!
No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing
My wife, unfortunately.
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little
trickprick.
For context - https://youtu.be/ujuGKvMSeWA
What’s fellti?
That’s a grown-up thing, you’ll learn soon enough.
Edit: having now watched the clip I see the endless ways I could’ve answered this better. Goddammit.
I think it’s a kind of pasta
It’s supposed to read fellatio, but whoever captioned this tried to censor it, was just the only option I found in my 30 second search for this image.
Maybe it’s fellti but with the ti in italics though
Probably some Italian sauce or something. /j
She practiced, did she get better?
I don’t know, how good could she have been at it to be found out? Like if this was voluntary why would anyone give up free secret oral sex? If it was not voluntary then… Church things.
Could also be one of the guys ratting her out after feeling guilty about going through with it.
Maybe he didn’t want to gatekeep, in which case, good effort?
And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.
Um hi I have a demon
My friend Jim… he also has a, demon, in him. ya.
To whom ut may concern: my two demons are starting to bicker amongst themselves and they are no longer welcome. Any aid in having them displaced is welcome.
We were lied to by ID Software on how an expert demon slayer looks like!! I’d ask for my money back, but I don’t think they’d accept a pregnancy test that I play Doom on back…
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
OP is edited, it’s the same story.
The pastor himself renounced the Presbytery on 25 January a day before a church trial was due to start and moved to a gated retirement community in the nearby town of Lakewood.
I really hope he actually faced consequences
