These are probably the same morons who think Jesus was fair-skinned with blue eyes.
They just throw out the rationalization that Jesus appears to people in their own form or some shit. Nevermind he hasn’t appeared in a few thousand years.
What I find incredibly racist and chauvinistic is that if you look for “what color was Jesus” a large chunk of the returns are “Was Jesus actually (black, brown, some other skin tone than white)?”
These people start from the White Jesus and ask if a man from 2200 years ago living in the Middle East was some other color than white. Nah.
Aryan Jesus would approve.
It’s mental that people think Greeks were blonde haired with blue eyes, while Hispanics (and up until recently Italians and the Irish) didn’t even qualify as white.
Look, a thousand or so years before that, god had realized that even if he personally impregnated some dark little middle eastern girl without her consent, the best he could hope for was a light skinned son with brown hair. It was so disappointing that he didn’t even notice when they tortured the boy to death. Heck, when the little fucker showed up all unexpected at gods front door, god was so surprised that he accidentally drove his soul back into the corpse and reanimated it. What a mess that was! That little brown haired zombie bastard running around scaring the hell out of people… lol.
Anyway, fast forward a thousand years and god had realized that if he wanted to reset the color palette on the human race, he was going to go west a skosh and start with something a little lighter. That worked out pretty well at first but eventually turned into its own complete mess.Look the ancient rom- I mean greeks were bronze, that’s a totally different color from hispanic. Unfortunately bronze doesn’t exist anymore and all the scrolls were written in black and white so we can never verify this.

He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake… 🎶
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, oh you better not pout, I’m telling you why! 🎵
🎶 Jesus Christ is watching you wank 🎵
Helen of Tromsø
I can’t help but wonder if this was posted by someone who didn’t care about history, and just wanted to compliment a woman they thought was remarkably beautiful.
Doesn’t seem that way
https://xcancel.com/ArtisanAles1/status/2078954828844146971#m
Oh well. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, which means I’m wrong A LOT. Thanks for adding context!
That looks like AI anyway. Look how her shirt in the right pic falls weird.
I don’t think she is. I’ve been seeing her skits for a while. There’s just lots of artifacts on that screenshot
Here: https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7221288622887324974
I had to go to TikTok for this. I hope it’s appreciated lol
Yeah but now I have to go to TikTok.
Or the fact that, while in the exact same lpcation, even on the same chair, she is wearing an entirely different outift, top and bottom
Pretty sure she just works there. Looks like she’s the hostess
Hmmm, still not convinced. Especially on that second one. These seem very set up, unless they have time to do skits while working for that drive up.
Three years ago (check the date on the tiktok post) video models were terrible. There is no way.
Because shops are always full throttle from opening till closing.
Hair clip is fucked too.
Whoa, that’s hilarious. She’s starting a new fashion trend by half hair-clipping your overalls.
In fairness, thats a good way to store a hair clip you’ve taken out if you don’t have a bag or something to stash it in. I have definitely done that.
I’ve seen that being done since the 90’s at least. Pretty common among the hair clip wearing crowd
Or maybe they’re not commenting on her appearance at all and saying she owns a marina with 1,000 ships.
Also possible lol
They’d be mad if a movie about Shaka and the Zulus had any black actors in it.
“Why would you make a movie about black people? That’s racist.” - MAGA
They wouldn’t watch it
Troy, Michigan
Some greeks supposedly were blond. They used the term xanthos, a term meaning golden, yellow, or light brown/auburn hair.
The greeks of today aren’t necessarily representative of what the greeks back then looked like.
Yes, but when the ancient Greek describe “blonde” they aren’t referring to the same colors we associate blonde with. Alexander the Great’s hair was said to be xanthos… Contemporary depictions of him are with light brown or chestnut colored hair.
The greeks of today aren’t necessarily representative of what the greeks back then looked like.
Yes, because a lot of Greek people have some Slavic lineage in their family history and are lighter skinned than ancient Greek would have been.
Yes I knew a Greek girl with blonde & curly hair. Not bottle blond, she had naturally golden hair even as an adult. Obviously she was not an ancient Greek, but was from Greece.
Yeah, I think a lot of people underestimate how blonde some Scandinavians are. I had that realization when my school went to France, and I realized that almost every single one of my classmates was “blonde” by the French definition, while I had previously thought that only a couple were blonde with the rest being auburn, light brown or chestnut. The “straw” colored hair that gets white in the summer is kinda rare in teens and adults, even among Scandinavians.
Oh, i had this as a kid. Now it’s dark blonde.
Can we blame that on Varangians specifically, or is it a more modern globalization thing?
I guess it would fit better in more of the globalization category? The bulk of the Slavic migration into Greece and Macedonia happened as a result of the effects of the Justinianic plague which caused the Byzantine empire to retract.
Is that AI or real person I’m just confused by why there’s two pictures that are obviously taken in the same place but she’s wearing different outfits.
It’s a real person on two different days.
Why they chose two pictures? No fucking idea.
First one is like the stupid promo tiktok for the business/for her own tiktok, second one must be an Instagram post or maybe someone met her and went “you’re the lady from tiktok!! Can I get a picture?”
I think it’s just two photos of some random girl at the place she works.
Too weak to be Scandinavian, just look at those minuscule shoulders.
Looks Swedish to me.
Heah? Yeah
Hair? Yeah
Body: mmm nah
Do you know where the Valkyries come from?
It goes from this:

to this:

Bet they believe they spoke English with a British stage accent.
If the girl looks like DLSS5, she’s prompted y’all.















