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BOOM! ‘I’ve invented a machine,’ says Cat, ‘that makes content - so you don’t have to. And watches content - so you don’t have to. I call it - THE ECONOMY!’ Girl ponders. ‘What do I do with all my free time?’ she asks. ‘Work in the coal mines,’ says Cat.
“Why would I work in the coal mines?”
“To power the machine.”
I don’t want that machine
I don’t want that machine
Let’s take care not to lose sight of what billionaire nepo-babies want.
I don’t want what they want
Right. Right. But maybe we should choose democratically - with one vote per dollar not allocated to mere survival…
(Hopefully this sarcasm is obvious.)
I don’t have dollars
That’s okay, the machine wants you.

In the future, it is the robots who will paint, write, and socialize, leaving us to fold laundry and trim bushes.
Hmmm… I’m intrigued. I do yearn for the mines
Ooo, poignant cat and girl are favorite cat and girl




