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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    gus fring meme captioned: for you it's a banana. for me it's a gun. we are not the same

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      Giancarlo Esposito is the embodiment of quiet menace and commitment to character

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        As a native Spanish speaker, I can very much tell you that he had zero commitment to his spanish lines in bb. Apart from that… hats off, he is an excellent actor indeed.

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          I’m not native, but I speak a bit, and there was something about his lines that felt like someone who trained to say those exact words in that exact sequence, rather than someone that is actually fluent. Thanks for confirming.

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        From The Onion: Introduction Of Giancarlo Esposito Suggests Main Character Now Totally Fucked

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    There was a sequel to this photo: https://youtube.com/shorts/D9mTqIUVqbM

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      I’m easily amused, but not many things make me laugh out loud. This did.

      Also, my brother’s first cat was named Galois. Would you like me to relay your contact details to him so you can reunite?

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        aw shit i got like so many cats i would like to employ your services with

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          I can’t guarantee that would end well. The first cat I lost, we buried; a bit later, my parents forgot it was there and planted a tomato plant in the spot.

          A bit later, cat bones started coming up from the ground unexpectedly.

          So I can’t promise a pleasant or clean reunion.

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            they stuck by me when i was bones and skin, i can stick by them when they’re bones and bones

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              That’s a very sweet comment.

              • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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                they were very good cats

                • toynbee@lemmy.world
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                  Clearly! I think you’d get along, at least on this basis, with the aforementioned brother.

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      Shit, he is a good actor!

    • balderdash@lemmy.zip
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      Expected a Rickroll, was still worth watching.

  • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I want this to be true so bad.

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      The most unbelievable part is the fact that someone has just found an unattended and unclaimed banana in pristine condition.

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        Yeah, I mean that’s like finding 10 bucks just lying about!

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          Loose seal?

          • Jumbie@lemmy.zip
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            Who’s kissing roses?

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          The crossover though is pretty common. There’s always money in the banana stand.

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          Does that not happen to most people?

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        My wife has, on more than one occasion, picked up and brought home “parking lot bananas” from work.

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          Make sure she doesn’t plug them into any computers; that’s a common pentesting technique.

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            “Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”

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              I forgot I had made a comment about pentesting and was briefly quite confused by this notification!

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          My absolute love of bananas and my sheer alarm at taking home fruit that you can seemingly find regularly in parking lots are in conflict.

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            If videogames taught me anything, they taught me not to ignore random food I find on the ground.

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        Pristine? That banana is 2 days away from going into someone’s gross banana bread.

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          Absolutely not. It’s 20 minutes away from going in the freezer for 8 months with the promise of gross banana bread that will never get made, and the banana will be found and they’ll make a special trip to buy new bananas which will also go in the freezer with the promise of gross banana bread. Repeat every 8 months.

          • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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            We had to stop buying bananas because the ziplock bag for bananas is bulging and can’t possibly fit another.

            I really should make some gross banana bread.

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              Obviously everyone loves gross banana bread, but I find that chocolate banana muffins are much more effective at stopping me from hoarding frozen bananas.

              https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/whole-wheat-double-chocolate-banana-muffins/#tasty-recipes-70566

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                Well. Hm. I currently have all those ingredients…

                Excellent idea.

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                Commenting again to say that I can definitely vouch for the recipe. It was pretty good!

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          Why the hate for banana bread 🙁

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            It’s just an extension of my hate for cooked banana in all forms.

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              You know what, I only had one banned food in my cult but you make a compelling case for adding a second. Bananas never!

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            Yea wtf? That shit’s delicious.

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      Unfortunately, it is actually a banana

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    Who the hell finds a random banana outside?

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      To be fair it wasn’t a random banana.

      It was this specific banana.

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        I thought it was a gun.

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          It is a gun.

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          Must be the USA, then.

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            I’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.

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        50/50 chance it was either this one or not.

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          what about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke

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      That sounds like talk of someone who wouldn’t pick up said banana

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        And have my fingerprints all over it? No thanks.

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    • RedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️@feddit.dk
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      Bananas tend to grow outside after all.

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      Isn’t that where they all come from?

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      At a con like that there are likely a bunch of kids, and kids drop shit all the time.

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      It could also mean they found it at a food vendor cart outside the convention center.

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    They should have included a banana for scale, so we can see how big that gun is.

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    Los Hermanos Bananas

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    Every decent actor & fan of theater pays tribute (or should) to Monty Python (Flying Circus in this case: In Defense Against Fresh Fruits.: https://youtu.be/NqDPsonOLCQ)

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    @Stamets This made me genuinely smile. Thank you for sharing 😀

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      I try my best

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s Pierce Hawthorn’s brother!

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    He was awesome in The Residence too if you haven’t seen it.

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      Also, community. Just a couple episodes but he had a really funny/interesting straight-man energy that he did well

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    I enjoyed her in Taskmaster!

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