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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Im pan so anyone can apply

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Im pan so anyone can apply

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    @violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy

    I’m not complaining tho, it’s an improvement, there’s not enough hornyposting in most places

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    Oh look, now you’re hopping on the horny bandwagon?

    Puh-leease, I’ve been horny since before you were born.

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    Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭

    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Except this may be someone trying to sell things

    • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m so proud 🥹

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    Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      no

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        I’d deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.

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    Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.

  • deviantfemboi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu

  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.

    BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.

    • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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      I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.

      Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.

      • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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        I gochu fam

        https://www.etsy.com/listing/243515538/pan-greek-god-iron-on-embroidery-patch

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          Oh thats sick, thanks!

          • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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            I go great lengths for a horny banana.

            For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.

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              • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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                Oh my!

      • daannii@lemmy.world
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        10 hours ago

        Decent option for a mascot

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      I should visit Greece.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.

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    Credit: Definitely not the YMCA

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      eee! my meme!

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        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          memes are made to be shared comrade

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      • Garbagio@lemmy.zip
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        Got you FAM, mb

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    In the words of RHCP:

    What I got you gotta get it put it in you!

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      Do you mean this RHCP?..

      Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he had sexual relations with raped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song “Catholic School Girls Rule”.[121]


      Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Kiedis#Personal_life

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      The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣

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          Classic Simpsons reference.

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    ☝️🙋‍♂️

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?

    • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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      Ive been here the whole time

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    horny is why we exist, in general

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    I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

    • eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca
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      lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app

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      The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.

      Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.

      At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.

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        Just start posting your nsfw memes around. Make lemmy the horny meme haven you want to see in the world. I for one will upvote nsfw memes.

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        Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!

        • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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          Please talk to them! You don’t want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch…

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            Hey, don’t distro-hop-shame. Some people like to switch it up, and it’s perfectly ok.

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            btw

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      lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it’s almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they’re done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.

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      Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.

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      What happened to It?

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        The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.

        The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.

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          Fedinsfw.app

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        the horniness got everywhere is what

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    Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.

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      Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other’s houses to fuck, if our countries touch we’re close enough.

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        Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.

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